With the brand new movie Straight Outta Compton hitting theaters this week, Ice Cube stopped by the Jimmy Fallon Show to explain what N.W.A. DOES NOT stand for. Check out the hilarity
Tags: comedy, Ice Cube, Jimmy Fallon, NWA Movie, talk shows
STEVE MARTIN and MARTIN SHORT are doing a comedy tour called A Very Stupid Conversation. And during a show Friday night in San Antonio, DAVID LETTERMAN made a surprise appearance to rip on DONALD TRUMP.
Dave said he was enjoying his retirement until Donald Trump announced he was running for president. That’s when Dave realized, quote, “I’ve made the biggest mistake of my life ladies and gentleman.”
Then he did a Top 10 list of interesting facts about Trump. Check it out:
10. That thing on his head was the gopher in ‘Caddyshack’.
9. During Sex Donald Trump calls out his own name.
8. Donald Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.
7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head!
6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bull[crap] . . . oh wait, that’s me.
5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds . . . 250 with cologne.
4. Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free range.
3. (tie) If President, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving . . .
OR: That’s not a hairdo, it’s a wind advisory.
2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled, “NO Amigos”.
1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.
Tags: comedy, David Letterman, Donald Trump, Top 10 List
A video of a five-year-old girl named Saige is getting a bunch of hits on YouTube. She got angry at her brother for throwing dirt at her, and told her mom she wanted to move in with her friend Jenn . . . because it’s time to move on with her life.
Tags: child videos, funny, I'm movin on, Saige, viral videos
Jezebel.com has compiled a list of 34 celebrities and pseudo-celebrities who have claimed to be NERDS. That’s a lot . . . especially since the site admits that the list only includes the ones they happened to come across. There are two possible explanations for all this NERDINESS. One: They want to seem relatable to people who aren’t rich, famous, and beautiful. Or Two: They are actual nerds. Either way, the definition of “nerd” is probably stretched a little.
Here are the 34 celebrity “nerds” they uncovered, along with their quote.
1. Model Karlie Kloss: “I’m a nerd.”
2. Rosie O’Donnell: “I’m a nerd, what can I say?”
3. Former “Bachelor” Sean Lowe: “I’m a nerd.”
4. Country musician Chris Young: “I’m a nerd at heart.”
5. Katie Holmes: “I can’t deny that I’m a nerd.”
6. Actress Sanaa Lathan: “I’m a nerd.”
7. Selena Gomez: “I’m such a nerd.”
8. Michael Bublé: “I’m a nerd.”
9. Natalie Portman: “I’m such a nerd.”
10. Teri Hatcher: “Yes, I’m a total nerd.”
11. Heather Graham: “I’m just a nerd.”
12. Sam Trammell from “True Blood”: “I’m a vocabulary nerd.”
13. Mindy Kaling: “I’m really a nerd.”
14. James Marsden: “[I’m] a goofy drama nerd.”
15. Zooey Deschanel: “I’m a true blue music nerd.”
16. Rachel Bilson: “I’m a ‘Friends’ nerd.”
17. Chris Rock: “I’m a writer at heart. Writing is a nerd job.”
18. Jordana Brewster: “I’m such a nerd!”
19. Ansel Elgort: “Augustus is quirky, weird, and nerdy. That’s kind of how I am in real life. Really!”
20. Gabourey Sidibe: “I’m a nerd and I don’t smoke pot.”
21. “Mad Men” actress Jessica Paré: “I guess I’m a nerd.”
22. Michael Fassbender: “I’m a nerd.”
23. Colin Firth: “I’m more of a nerd.”
24. Seth Rogen: “I’m just, like, [an effing] nerd who works all the time.”
25. Mila Kunis: “I’m such a nerd.”
26. Ellen Page: “I’m a nerd that way.”
27. Orlando Jones: “I’m a nerd.”
28. Joe Manganiello: “I’m a nerd. But I’m not that hardcore.”
29. Keri Russell: “I’m just a nerd.”
30. Chris Hemsworth: “I’m a nerd, that’s right!”
31. Rapper Redman: “I know I’m a nerd.”
32. Jessica Alba: “I know, I’m a nerd.”
33. Bono: “I’m a nerd out to end poverty.”
34. Zachary Levi: “I get a lot that people have a hard time believing that I’m a nerd.”
(Jezebel)
Tags: celebrity nerds, jezebel.com, nerd, nerds
There’s a guy on YouTube named Mikey Bolts who does impressions, and 1.8 million people subscribe to his channel. He mostly sings songs as characters from “Family Guy”. At least those are the videos he does that get the most hits.And a new one he just posted is making the rounds. It’s the song “Uptown Funk” done as different “Family Guy” characters . . . the alien from “American Dad” . . . and Hank from “King of the Hill” for some reason.
Tags: Mikey Bolts, parody video, The Family Guy, uptown funk
Yesterday, the announcer on “The Price Is Right” . . . GEORGE GRAY . . . BIT IT while he was jogging on a treadmill that was a prize in a game called “Most Expensive”. He was being goofy by jogging backwards, and it didn’t quite work out for him. He’s okay though. Have a look…and a laugh!
Tags: The Price Is Right, video fails, viral videosIf your New Year’s resolution was to get in shape, we can help you get started with this list of The Top Tips for Getting in Shape.
Start eating kale. But don’t start talking about eating kale, or I’ll kill you.
Eliminate carbs. Sounds tough, but remember: cocaine doesn’t have carbs.
Find a workout buddy. Or a prostitute. Either way, you’ve got someone to help burn calories.
Be a bad president. Look how skinny it made Obama!
Cut fatty things from your life. That’s right. Get divorced.
Take the stairs at work. Don’t have a job? Take the stairs at home. Don’t have a home? Maybe fitness shouldn’t be a priority at this time.
Do one squat thrust every time a woman accuses Bill Cosby of sexual assault.
Stop posting memes that say things like, “Chubbies cuddle better.”
Every time you’re about to eat something unhealthy, think about your kids. You’ll immediately take a shot of whisky instead.
Even if you must eat the whole bag of microwave popcorn, at least refrain from licking the butter out of the empty bag.
Join CrossFit. Especially if you’re a self-involved a-hole who loves sharing your workouts with Facebook friends who honestly couldn’t care less.
Having sex is a great way to burn calories. So whatever you do, avoid getting married.
Attempt to do the impossible and convince yourself steamed tofu DOESN’T have the taste and consistency of a festering dish sponge.
Take the stairs instead of the elevator. And don’t worry, the residual wheezing is also a good calorie-burner.
Move to the Midwest, where you’ll suddenly seem much slimmer by comparison.
Give yourself an incentive to workout . . . like riding your bike to the Cinnabon.
Make sure the six-pack you’re working on at the gym isn’t Guinness.
Do ten crunches every morning . . . but throw the wrappers away before your trainer sees you.
Tags: 2014, 2015, get in shape, heath tips, humor, new years resolutions
You’re probably going to get a few mediocre gifts this Christmas . . . the average person gets eight gifts and hates two of them. So how are you going to handle it?
According to a new survey, 40% of us say . . . FAKE IT and pretend you like them. Here are a few more results from the survey . . .
The average bad gift costs $68.
The three gifts men dread are ugly ties, ridiculous Christmas sweaters, and cartoon socks.
The three gifts women dread are diet books, tacky ornaments, and gift certificates for plastic surgery.
25% of people admit they’ve bought someone a gift that they knew the person probably wouldn’t like.
Meanwhile, check out this video of kids NOT faking how they feel about these horrible gifts.
Tags: Christmas gifts, survey