Ain’t no party like a JLo party cuz a JLo party has a life size cake of her riding a lion!! Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 45th birthday in style at a restaurant in Southampton called Nammos. 100 guests sang happy birthday to the diva including Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend French Montana, Fat Joe, Kelly Ripa, Leah Remini, Bravo head Andy Cohen and of course rumored boyfriend Maksim. There was a fancy sit down dinner, that cake that I mentioned earlier and some dancing. Oh!! And did I mention the bash ran my girl $100K?? I guess she got her money’s worth since the party went on until 4 am!! Man!! I was upset when Chuck E. Cheese wanted another $50 for going over my party time!! UGH!!

, Michelle Obama was powerless to prevent photos of her and her daughters, Sasha and Malia, from being exposed to online social medias sites that she didn’t approve first. The First Family was at the Beyonce and Jay Z concert at Soldier Field in Chicago and a concertgoer lined up the family in the background of her selfie and the selfie was uploaded to Instagram. If you remember the First Lady called a photo agency earlier in the month and got them to take down shots of Malia walking into a restaurant that’s a known paparazzi spot. The concertgoers selfie reveals a huge flaw in the White House’s desire to keep the girls out of the public eye. I mean it’s hard to shut down a stadium full of smart phones. But might I say BEST SELFIE EVER!!!!

(All photos in this blog courtesy of tmz.com)

Paris Jackson is reconnection with Jackson family members per doctor’s orders. Paris was spotted in the L.A. area hugged up on a young man, who is believed to be her boyfriend, under the watchful eye of her co guardian TJ Jackson. Sources are saying the visit to la la land is for the purpose of getting close to her father’s side of the family again. Doctors were concerned that 16 year old Paris’ only meaningful relationship is with her biological mother Debbie Rowe who doesn’t have custody of Paris or her brother Prince. Docs want her to mend fences with Katherine Jackson, her siblings and other immediate family as they think it’s important in her healing. Now you remember Paris tried taking her own life by cutting herself a year ago. She’s been living in Utah at a boarding school where she’s receiving therapy. I know that Paris and her auntie Janet need to reconnect after they had that driveway showdown a couple years ago. Don’t remember that?? Check out the video below!! Also, check out the cute pic of Paris and her rumored BF!!

Jackson Family Throwdown in the Driveway

(Paris/BF photo courtesy of tmz.com)

Justin Beiber is once again stirring up a little bit of drama. This time Disneyland is involved. The Beebs was at The Happiest Place on Earth on Sunday in a wheelchair. Now, everyone knows that wheelchairs and electric scooters skip the general line and get bumped up to the handicap line. So it looked like JB didn’t want to wait in line. Justin’s camp says that’s not the case. The reason he was using a wheelchair in the park was because he was nursing a knee injury from playing basketball. They also pointed out that Justin doesn’t need a wheelchair to get bumped to the front of the line because when he is in the park he gets a personal Disney employee who escorts him to the front of the line of rides to avoid huge crowds gathering when he’s in the park.

Trouble in West/Kardashian paradise?? “In Touch” magazine is reporting that Kanye has abandoned Kim after only 58 days of marriage. Apparently, her smokin hot bikini selfies were a carefully crafted smoke screen to hide the fact that her marriage is nothing more than a sham!! Reports are their marriage is already donesville. Is she this decade’s JLO??

Ray J is in the news again and it has nothing to do with his “singing” career or his tape with Kim Kardashain. Ray J is being charged with 4 misdemeanors, including assault and battery and sexual assault. Now, the assault and battery charges are pretty clear; Brandy’s little brother was at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel on May 30th and caused a scene and was arrested. He allegedly went crazy kicking out a police car window and spit on an officer. Classy right?? But it’s the sexual assault that has people all a flitter. Law enforcement says they have “new evidence” that Ray J grabbed a woman’s breast in front of a group of witnesses and they are willing to testify to that. Not only are there witnesses but the surveillance cameras caught everything. I hope Brandy put aside some lawyer money for her little bro because the way he tries to keep himself relevant I doubt highly he has enough for a high priced lawyer.

(Justin Beiber and Ray J photo courtesy of tmz.com. In Touch cover courtesy of mediatakeout.com)

A comedian that sorta kinda said he was Eddie Murphy’s son and then filed a $50 million defamation suit against Eddie has now dropped the suit and saying he was duped into filing it in the first place. Now don’t get me wrong, Eddie is still pretty mad about all of this and rightfully so. The comedian, some guy named Brando, changed his last name to Murphy, performed with Richard Pryor’s son in the “Sons of Comedy” tour, and showed up to the coffee shop that Eddie frequented shouting “my father won’t talk to me!!” The suit was also filled with lies saying Eddie was threatening to destroy him with lies and even physical violence. Hmm…wonder why Eddie would be so mad?? UGH!!

Remember Coolio?? Of course you do! Who can forget the cornrows sticking straight up and Gangstas Paradise?? Well he is making a comeback, but you may not want your kids to see it. Apparently, Coolio has teamed up with a porn website for his new music video. It’s filled with wet t shirts, garden hoses, twerking dinosaurs and of course the rapper shows up in a couple scenes. But quite honestly if you are on an adult website do you really care about Coolio or the storyline of the video?? By the way, if anyone cares the song is called “Take It To The Hub”. Insert any and all porn jokes here.

And lastly, the daughter of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster and step daughter of the legendary music producer David Foster was arrested for DUI early this morning. Bella Hadid was driving on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu and blew threw a stop sign and almost collided with a L.A. County Sheriff patrol car. Bella was then pulled over and the officer noticed a strong smell of alcohol so she was given a breathalyzer test where she blew a .14….almost twice the legal limit. Now, here’s where it goes from bad to worse; Bella is only 17 years old and is supposed to blow .00 AND she was driving on a suspended license!! She was arrested but ultimately released to the custody of her famous step dad.

(Eddie Murphy/Brando and Bella Hadid photos courtesy of tmz.com. Coolio photo courtesy of thisis50.com.)

Ok so here’s some serious moonwalking from Floyd Mayweather. Last week at a press conference he was heard saying over the mic that he and T.I.’s wife Tiny had done the horizontal mambo and that was the reason for his Las Vegas scuffle with T.I. at FatBurger. Well now he’s saying he didn’t say he did it. Floyd said he actually said that T.I. THINKS he slept with Tiny. RIIIIIIIGT!!!

Remember Farrah Franklin from Destiny’s Child?? She was in the group for like 5 minutes before Beyonce and Kelly Rowland bounced her out. Well she was arrested for disorderly conduct Sunday morning and she was reportedly stinking drunk!! She was found lying in a random person’s front yard and told cops she planned on sleeping in the woods!! The back story is that Farrah was flown out to Myrtle Beach by NFL player Da’Quan Bowers and they went out on the town with Warren Sapp. They all went to Warren’s place afterwards and everyone realized that Farrah was wasted and they suspected her of doing drugs. The cops were called when Farrah started screaming and slamming doors and refusing to leave. Eventually, Farrah left before the cops came, so they combed the neighborhood and that’s when they found her in that front lawn.

(Floyd Mayweather/T.I photo courtesy of hotnewhiphop.com. Destiny’s Child photo courtesy of dailymail.co.uk. Farrah Franklin mugshot courtesy of tmz.com)

Kanye West gave an interview to GQ magazine recently and gave the lowdown on what really went down at his wedding. Kanye admits the big day was a bit of a disaster. Surprisingly, some of the things that went down at the event were things that could have happened at a wedding at the Hilton. Kanye said “the bar was terrible, and the wedding planner didn’t approve it with me. I was having issues with this wedding planner the entire time on approvals and I get there and they threw some weird plastic bar there.” Another tidbit he confirmed was that he gave a 45 minute toast. Yeezus said he talked about how being a celebrity is a lot like being black in the 60’s having no rights and the fact that people can slander your name. Really Kanye, you are comparing your lavish lifestyle to that of black oppression in the 60’s??!! Yes I am sure you being photographed going into the airport is the same exact thing as fire hoses and dogs being turned on equal rights supporters of the 60’s. UGH!!

(Kanye photo courtesy of huffingtonpost.com)

All week the rumor mill has been going crazy after Lil Wayne showed up at the ESPY’s hand and hand with Christina Milian. Of course everyone is saying that they are now an item. But, according to sources close to Weezy, this is just a ploy to drum up press because he just signed Christina to Young Money Entertainment and Tunechi plans on rolling out her music soon. Now, it would be super creepy if they did start dating for real and I’ll tell you why…now follow along because this could get confusing: Christina has a daughter with The Dream, Lil Wayne has a son with singer Nivea, Nivea has a daughter and twin sons with The Dream. So Christina and Lil Wayne’s son have three half siblings in common.

Some deets are coming out about Scott Disick and his seemingly quick turn around from partyer to family man. Apparently Scott got so wasted on June 22nd (my bday by the way) when he left the club with friends he felt that someone had drugged him and he could barely string two words together. They drove him to the ER where he was admitted and tested for drugs but doctors said it was classic alcohol poisoning. This incident happened days after Kourtney threw Scott out of their Hamptons rental and flew to California to attend her niece North’s first birthday party. The alcohol poisoning was awake up call for Scott and he hasn’t had a drink since and is getting counseling from Pastor Rich Wilkerson, Jr who just happens to be that handsome minister who married Kim and Kanye.

(Lil Wayne/Christina Milian and Scott Disick photo courtesy of tmz.com)

Real Housewives of Atlanta husband Apollo Nida was recently sentenced to 8 years in prison for his role in an identity theft scandal. Apollo is saying he’s remorseful, but is a little upset with his wife for what she didn’t do at his sentencing. Check out the video to see what Apollo has to say about that.

Phaedra's Got Some Splanin' To Do!!!

What is really going on with these reality show reunion tapings??!! You recall a few months back RHOA star Porsha Williams literally drug co star Kenya Moore across the floor by her weave at the taping of their reunion special. NOW, the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta reunion taping had a massive brawl that involved numerous cast members. Sources are saying that the brawl started when Benzino cracked a joke about Stevie J and his “wife” Joseline doing drugs. Stevie jumped up and got in Zino’s face but security quickly separated them. BUT Joseline used the distraction to sneak attack Zino’s fiancée Althea. After that, all hell broke loose and there was weaves and eyelashes everywhere!! Every time security would break up a fight, another one would spark up. 911 was called and cops and paramedics showed up to calm things down and tend to the wounded. And if you are wondering…YES the VH1 cameras were rolling the whole time to catch the ratchetness!! Uh…call me ratchet if you want to but I CAN’T WAIT!!!!! Check out the video below….there’s alot of craziness and yelling and it’s kind of hard to see who is who, but try and decipher it!

Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Brawl

Drake just settled a beef with Rappin’ 4-Tay. 4-Tay says that Drake dropped bars on YG’s “Who Do You Love” that were ripped straight from 4-Tay’s 1994 hit “Playaz Club”. 4-Tay felt disrespected because Drake didn’t give him credit on the YG song. No lawsuit was ever filed, but Drake wanted to do the right thing and dropped $100K on 4-Tay for the oversight. Shockingly enough, 4-Tay says he no longer feels disrespected!! Listen to both versions and let me know what you think!!

Playaz Club vs Who Do You Love